Monday, November 24, 2008

Appreciate Brand New.

A new blog for a new brand of sanity. You understand.

So, anyway, I have this theory. If we legalized drinking, but outlawed classic literature, we'd have a bunch of sober teenagers who were well-versed in Dickens, Austen, the Bronte sisters, and Hemingway.

This kind of brilliance doesn't come easy.

2 comments:

Noah said...

I kind of love this. Did you keep a blog before this?

Anonymous said...

Hemingway is hardly classic, he should be banned along with the drinking. Granted, it is a good theory- one that only Alex Alford could supply.