The Ten Commandments:
1. Thou shalt read Mark Strand's poetry.
2. Thou shalt listen to The Spinto Band.
3. Thou shalt not wear Chacos in December. Or ever.
4. Thou shalt not watch Spike TV in excess.
5. Thou shalt spell "definitely" correctly (there's no "a").
6. Set aside one day a week for pumpkin ice cream.
7. Honor thy publisher.
8. Thou shalt not criticize those whom you cannot defeat in an arm-wrestling match.
9. Thou shalt not speculate on the "death" or whereabouts of Tupac.
10. Thou shalt not abuse the semicolon.
Monday, December 8, 2008
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2 comments:
A effing men to number 5. If I see 'definately' one more time, I might just kill a small animal.
It's like 'unorganized'. Seriously, people. It's disorganized.
amen to those. i am glad to see someone else loves mark strand as much as i do. i remember talking with you about him. did you make that list or find it? and "definitely" is a big one. also, the semicolon and people pretty much abuse the comma as well.
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