Failure by design:

http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/02/17/bristol.palin.interview

Notice how Gov'nuh Palin is not asked to sit down. She barged in uninvited, kind of like back in August when she became part of every conversation I had. Jerk.

Anyway, all you pregnant teenagers, make the most of it. And, try to be abstinent from now on, thanks.

Oh, and Bristol, from the looks Mama Grizzly was giving you during that interview, it appears you were in for a whippin' when you got home. Hope you're okay!